Harsha's thoughts
Monday, August 22, 2011
Dissent, Notoriety, hate mail, the works
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
An edifice for THE EDIFICE
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
madness??? THIS....IS...INDIA
This is from a person who has written his last few blog entries with nothing like fanfare surrounding them. I have never wanted my blog to be a 'hit'in the conventional sense of the term, but this is one article that i would like to see a lot of comments on. Because that is why i am doing this, this is plain old publicity and an exaggerated sense of importance in a world where little that i do actually makes a difference in people. And of course this is my anger boiling out into an unseen corner of the world wide web. And now, however boring that was, please read on.
When you live in India you get used to many forms of looting, you know you need to pay a bribe to get a driving license, that when smiling Gandhi is on your side, you may be Osama Bin Laden for all the system cares. You know that India runs on money of the black variety. And we still try to hold on to the few things we hold dear in our country, from the idlis and the chappathis to taking solace from the fact that even if a politician has looted enough for him to live in peace with a (very) fixed deposit in a not-so-neutral country called Switzerland, which pays 3% according to Jeffery Archer, he can expect to get a one hour of restlessness and public humiliation at the hands of Karan Thapar.
As an aside, here are some nice numbers to crunch, as they crunch our tax away.Assuming he siphoned of 1% of the government loss, and at 1% interest P.A, his annual income is 1.76 crores, and i hardly need say tax free. Contributing a few points to the second decimal in that figure will be his salary as a Member of parliament. And we were thinking he'd fret about an hour with Karan Thapar.
And so we are all not surprised by this sort of looting, now a different strain of looting has come to surface, and this has managed to shock me, because it not only looted, it attempted to rob from the grave of truth. And truth is something i thought was important to the vast majority of India. It died and was buried the day we started worshiping our icons in the film world, and giving them the same power over our destinies in the real world. It's corpse turned the day we started worshiping a lady who almost turned our country into a dictatorship, not to mention her family. And today they rob its grave, they deprive it of the dignity of being thought of as correct by the average person. They refuse to show a woman who has won a lot of awards for journalism lobbying to loot us. They refuse to show the way the only people who had the public reach to challenge our flawed system now join the bandwagon dancing at truth's death procession.
But here's why i shouldn't be surprised. When you do something for 60 years, with a remarkable cooperation and an immense knowledge sharing capability, your product becomes good, as good as peter england shirts or Godrej cupboards. And you become immensely efficient at what you are doing. This is corruption in India, since 1947. After a point of time, it is the small chinks in the armour that you have to repair, and that is what they are doing now. As for the members of the media, they realized they weren't making great progress anyway, so why not make a quick buck while suffering no possible damage to your image and still being the "bastion of truth". As i had once said, people will always do what is good for them, physically, mentally and monetarily.
Now ladies and gentlemen, you are faced with a choice, you can either join the bandwagon by doing nothing, and therefore piss on truth's empty grave. Or try and climb the mountain with small steps. To elaborate, if you feel you are comfortable enough today, join them, there is nothing wrong in free, informed choice. On the other hand, if you feel that you would benefit from a future absence of looters, mentally, physically or monetarily. Let us climb the mountain of improbability facing us by taking small steps. What you find below represents the choice, take the choice, and you feel you have done the right thing, direct a few possibly interested people to this corner of the world wide web. For it is on the web that the whispers which will start this revolution will begin.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010
To march on....
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
A return to maturity
Friday, August 13, 2010
The not so sacred games
I seem to have lived life with the wrong ideas till now, until Mr. Salman Khursheed came along. There was this beautiful line he gave when questioned about that-which-must -not-be-discussed. He says "we have found out some mistakes and are rectifying them, that's what supervising teams are for anyway." This line would have been of great use to Mr. Ramalinga Raju had he thought of it then, just replace supervising teams with the fraud squad. Post-Kalmadi, I am very clear on how to live life, the mantra is not to have morals, it is to be open enough in your misdeeds to be deemed incorrigible. The world doesn't look so cruel when you look at it through these glasses.
The mess that we find on our hands seems to beg the question, how did we win the bid in the first place? The only sight I can remember is one of Aishwarya Rai, Rani mukherjee, and co. Dancing away to glory at the Melbourne closing ceremony. They were supposedly giving a taste of what was to come in Delhi. A true taste would have been to hire one of our Chennai water tankers and have them spray muddy water on the audience in a surrealist demonstration of India's bureaucratic inefficiency. That probably started the trend of hiring dancers to grace every ceremony, I also suppose our film stars took this as a sign from the higher-ups that they must take their show abroad. Now music launches are going international, Kuallywood anyone?? Back to the games, a friend of mine recently visited the commonwealth games "stadia" and said there was no chance they would be completed in time. Maybe that is Mr. Kalmadi's master plan, maybe he is planning to show the world its blunder in choosing a city to host an international event and thinking its pride will ensure the smooth organization of the events. While writing this, I have a vivid image of Mr. Kalmadi standing on top of one of the stadia and shouting "everything drowns", bearing an eerie similarity to the joker.
Having conveyed my thoughts on the organizing of the games, I'm going to try and give three possible scenarios that could pan out come October 3rd :
- Shame, no doom
An independent committee steps in, Kalmadi is fired and exiled to Rio (the world is never cruel to him). The games are restored to some semblance of order. By order I mean the swimmers need not wade and the sprinters need not swim.
- In Bollywood we trust
We witness the return of our heroes as the opening ceremony, by dint of extreme planning, is made to last the entire 12 days, in the end the baton is passed on to Glasgow, all the gold, silver and bronze medals are melted deposited in a certain Swiss bank account.
- Doomsday
My nightmare comes true, to top it all, Kalmadi paints his face in the colors of the Indian flag, and wears a purple Sherwani. I become an oracle and adopt Mr. K's business model, my chair costs Rs. 70 lakh you know.
By the way, writing satirical posts is extremely relaxing, try it out.
Monday, July 5, 2010
An appeal to reason
This post starts with a pledge. From this day onwards I pledge never to sign any important documents or start any important activities at times other than those considered inauspicious. I pledge to have someone inquire about my destination whenever I go out. I shall eat heartily at the peak of every solar and lunar eclipse. I shall step into every house with my left leg. I am even considering buying a black cat to let loose every time I leave my house. I suppose you realize where this is heading. If I have a say in naming anyone, it will be the worst possible numerological name.
Well, time for some introductions, I am Harshavardan (not Harshavardhan), named according to the principles of numerology, I live in a house which stands, not due to the laws of physics, but due to the blessings of the demon whose picture hangs at the entrance, supposedly to ward off other demons. Demonic pacts apart, every brick in my house screams of strict adherence to Vaastu, which, for the uninitiated, is the Indian version of Feng Shui. This has resulted in an outdoor staircase which leads everyone to think that my house is an apartment with another family living on the first floor, hence we receive double copies of every pamphlet and menu card that is circulated free to households. Another side effect is that everyone from the carpenter to the electrician dutifully reports upstairs when the problem is downstairs and vice versa. Once you enter my house, you will be greeted by a framed picture of a donkey, which apparently thwarts the evil eye. The concept of evil eye is one unique to Tamil culture. According to this theory, we are all supposed to possess an evil eye, which we place upon objects we are jealous of. The logic is that after seeing a donkey, you will not be jealous of the house. And there the logic ends. Another beautiful theory is that three people should not start a journey, this results in me having to walk to the end of the road every time I leave anywhere with my parents.
There are a set of people who tell me that superstitions are superstitions only because we don't know the reasoning behind them. For example, we should not sleep facing south, this has been explained as an effort not to intersect the earth's magnetic field lines, hence avoiding a very small induced current that flows through our body, disturbing our sleep. This however doesn't explain why we are allowed to sleep facing north. We are not allowed to eat during eclipses as the absence of the sun or the moon results in an unhealthy atmosphere for eating. I tried to find any scientific justification for this on the net, the closest one stated that as there used to be very little artificial lighting in olden days, they wouldn't eat during eclipses in order to avoid sharing their meal with lizards, cockroaches etc.. In the age of artificial lighting that is in some ways more powerful than natural lighting, to follow such rules seems foolish to me. It will serve us well to remember that these are the superstitions that I've tried finding justification for, the others don't even qualify for that privilege.
On a more simplistic basis, it seems improper that there are a hundred rules as to when not to do something, or how not to do something when there is no time in which you must work. Being educated, intelligent people it is amazing the way we subconsciously imbibe these rituals from our parents. So now, I am consciously debunking this. For I am going out now and am asking my brother to ask where I am going.
On a totally different note, two of my friends have recently started blogs, Balakrishnan (http://whyshouldinamemyblog.blogspot.com) and Ashwin (http://impru.blogspot.com). Best of luck to them, hope they keep posting.